Posted in Uncategorized on November 30, 2006 | 9 Comments »
While I am not as young as the Britneys, Lindsays or Paris’s (although I think Paris is a transvestite about 35 years old, so… 
I must say, my bits are better looking than hers, at an older age. Not that I could compare. But, really, I’m just saying. Not that I’ve actually looked completely at [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 30, 2006 | 1 Comment »
I’ve acquired the crud that Mr. Froth acquired last week. It’s in the head and migrating towards the chest.
But that won’t prevent us from attending the companyish party tomorrow evening, because we have to.
However, even without the ability to smell anything today of normal frequency, we are aware of the cotton candy smell of our [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2006 | 6 Comments »
I have just spent five hours sitting on my butt at a meeting. Yes. Five hours. It was bone-crunchingly awful. It defies words. It defies words. A grotesquerie of time wastage and exhibitions of dumb that just defies words. Not that it is stopping me now from rambling about with words.
Speaking of grotesqueries, and you [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2006 | 5 Comments »
Not to trespass on Lemony or anything.
I was sitting at the computer this morning, prior to my next assault on trees/lights/lights/bullshitbullshitbullshit. Thinking, perhaps I should blog about something of substance. What that would be I don’t know since all I’m about right now is lights. And cussing, obviously (a shoutout to tmitsss).
So, I was sitting [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 24, 2006 | 12 Comments »
This light thing I have may be a bit excessive. MAY be.
Who cares. I love lights. Lights are my friends. I also like dog shit on my shoes as I string the lights.
I’m up to 17 strings on the left side of the front porch. That is not an auspicious beginning because I’m not even [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2006 | 5 Comments »
My dressing this year is the best dressing I’ve ever eaten. Ever. It’s even better than my mother’s. It’s heavenly.
And I’m sure the rest of the family would have enjoyed it if it had made it to the table instead of my stomach.
The gravy-hmmm. While I had a few drippings from the oven turkey, I [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2006 | 9 Comments »
Last night Mr. Froth, in a spirited attack of ire, and desire to fix a wrong, a WRONG I tell you, composed the following email. This is it after multitudinous editing, seeing as how he can’t spell and some of the wordage was perhaps a bit harsh originally. Cool heads prevailed last night and we [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2006 | 4 Comments »
Which is a surprise considering how out of it I’ve been lately. And, that as I carried the refrigerated unstuffed turkey to the sink to start cleaning it I spilled, rather, flung, or is it flang? I flang the turkey gut juice all over the floor and cabinets. I did. Rather good coverage I got [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2006 | 5 Comments »
Why would I be up at this horrid time of day when I don’t have to be? Why?
Because the King Charles jumped on my face to gimme a kiss? Or the smell of bacon, mmmmm bacon, intruded upon my dream of floating in a warm, south Pacific lagoon? No, I didn’t wet myself.
I suppose I [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 22, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Hammer and Tony both have videos that caused me to cry I was laughing so hard today. At work. It speaks to my lack of class, but it also speaks to the universal appeal of monkeys and farts. I’m sorry. These videos are healing. I say, BROTHERS, they heal. Sisters, they heal. Etc.
Laughing til you cry [...]
